Saturday, October 31, 2009

Second Coming: Chapter 1

Chapter 1

It was just another day. Sunlight on his bed was where it should be at 8 in the morning. The usual sounds, a cacophony of morning news shows, devotional songs and cooker whistles. The usual people, mothers running behind their children and getting them ready for school, the retired school teacher hidden behind The Hindu in the portico of the house opposite his, men and women returning home from their morning walk or a game of badminton. The same Bru filter coffee with sugar just a bit less than what would make it sweet. His companions: well pressed formals and his brief case. Dosa and sambar for breakfast as it was on 5 days every week. His Honda Activa from home to work as on all but one day a week. Same faceless strangers on the way and the traffic signal. It was just another day.

Senthil Kumar was a good man. He worked as an accountant in a good company, earned well, took care of his family and was a model citizen where ever he went. People liked him and respected him. He had his principles and had lived by them thru his none too flashy but content life. He paid his taxes and voted regularly though he refrained from all sorts of politics even in his neighbourhood. He was the kind of person who would be revered when present and forgotten the moment he left.

For Senthil, it was just another day as he eased his Activa into the parking lot and stopped at his usual parking spot. This was one daily activity that always gave him the jitters. In spite of complaining time and again, his company had not built a parking area for employees. They had to use the public parking lot two blocks away. Like any public place in this part of the city, one could see local vetti pasanga (as all ‘decent’ people called the young men who did nothing all day) hanging around with their gangs. Senthil hated these wastrels religiously. According to him, the World would be a much better – and cleaner – place if people like them didn’t exist. Every time he saw them, he felt his personal little World threatened just by their existence. This opinion of his wasn’t helped by the fact that he had to walk past them twice a day to get to his vehicle. He would hold his breath and onto his brief case, look straight ahead and walk past them as if they didn’t exist.

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The engine coughed, jerked twice and then gave in, dead. Senthil was not a man given to swearing, he simply called on God’s name whenever he faced a situation that would make others swear their guts out. This was one such situation. It was 6:45 PM, the Sun had gone down and the last rays of light were vanishing by the minute and it was time for him to go home to his wife and kids. And just as he reached the entrance of the parking lot, the engine coughed, jerked twice and then gave in, dead. Right in front of the vetti pasanga gang. Senthil froze. For a few seconds, he couldn’t get his hands off the handle bar. It was the kind of situation he had prayed to avoid and now he was right in the middle of one. He could sense half a dozen pairs of eyes on him and felt a cold shiver in the small of his back. He felt like a goat trapped in a den of wolves.

He tried the auto-start button a couple times, nothing. Wondering why Shiva would put this obscene obstacle in His devotee’s way, Senthil got off his Activa and tried the kicker. Nothing. He could sense the walls of the parking lot closing in around him. The middle-aged man that he was, Senthil knew he would never be able to push his scooter up the ramp and on to the street. All he could do was stand there, hoping for a divine intervention to get his scooter started.

Senthil felt rather than see the young man behind him. He braced himself for a knife slitting through his kidney. Or a kick to his knee that would make him fall down and make his Activa go hurtling down the ramp. The eventual mugging, kicking and bloodshed played out as a horror movie in Senthil’s eyes. Dear God! Please let it not be the case! I can’t pay the hospital bills if they hurt me and take my money. I can’t stay away from work for more than a week without getting fired. Please Shiva! Save me! Don’t throw me on a hospital bed! I have to take my son to tuitions every morning! I can’t get hurt now at any cost! Senthil was not a man given to violence, so letting go of his vehicle, turning around and sinking his left fist into the rough neck’s face never occurred to him. He braced himself and waited for the worst to strike...

Second Coming

Presenting my latest ongoing joblessness: short story/novel/piece-of-crap 'Second Coming'.
It's my first ever 'official' work so rough edges galore. I'll be putting up the chapters as soon as I'm done with them. Your comments will, needless to say, improve the quality of every upcoming chapter. Thanks in advance. Happy Reading! - Arunaldo

Why India Will Never Produce a Ronaldo

'Borrowed' from Goal.com; Too good!

1) "Ninety minutes are up, why are they still playing for 3 more minutes"??

That’s just for good luck, no big deal.

2) "What is offside? Anything related to cricket"?

Oh dear, you said the C-word.

3) "Koi goal kyon nahi maar raha hai?" (Why isn't anyone scoring?)

That's because there's a defence on both sides, dodo.

4) "Is Ronaldo playing?"

Yes, he plays for every single team in the whole wide world.

5) "Is Arsenal named after Arsene Wenger?"

Absolutely. They foresaw his managerial role at the club right from the late 1800s.

6) "Why don't Manchester United play in the World Cup?"

Please, don't make me thump you.

7) "Why did that defender just kick the ball aimlessly out of play into the stands?"

Because he probably saw someone like you sitting there.

8) "He scored an own goal? What a horrible footballer!"

I wish you could imagine an own goal in any other way apart from a man walking the ball into the back of his own net.

9) "The penalty taker hit the ball to the left, so why did the goalkeeper dive to the right?"

Argh! Probably because he wanted to get out of the way.

10) "There's no Third Umpire?"

Just get out of my house.

Friday, October 30, 2009

More Lunacy Of Not So Long Ago

I dunno what to tell you...
But stuck to my mind are you, like glue!
What to do? I ain't got a clue,
But thick and fast do your thought accrue...
And big time am I feeling the blue,
But it ain't Swine flue,
It's just you :)

Heaven Has No Rage Like United Scorned; Nor Hell A Fury Like A Red Devil Scouse’d

There was a flash of red. Then there was another. He remembered raising his hand in a last act of defiance and pointing at nothing before he lost consciousness.

He woke up to the eerie, deafening silence of death and destruction. The battle had been lost, the recriminations had begun. Not once or twice but thrice had he been slain by the Scousers. His fort that he had held against every other aggressor, had crumbled in a blaze of red.

El Nino, as they called their finest warrior, had outwitted him yet again. Three battles had gone by, with them tasting nothing but their own blood; retreating, attacking and getting slaughtered without a way into the Anfield Fortress. Thee battle... had well and truly been lost.

But the war raged on relentlessly. After 18 long years and two generations of the finest warriors in the land, they were finally on level pegging with the Scousers. Man by man, sword by sword, they had rebuilt a bruised, battered and beleaguered army. Every man had seen and taken blood. Now at the cusp of the decisive year in the war, they had lost yet another crucial battle. He who had held off the finest of English, Portuguese, Italian and German fighters had failed yet again to a solitary Spanish conquistador.

He tried shifting inside his premature coffin and felt the blows that he had taken. Unconsciously his hand traced the two scars that the Scousers had left on his heart. His hand trembled as he slowly moved to the third, fresh stab mark. He thought of the 10 other men who had stood with him shoulder to shoulder and given their soul to the cause. Each of them would be going through this very misery in their self-made prisons

As he moved his hand on the stab mark, he felt something thick and circular. He could trace a devil holding a flag. The letters above and below the red devil were all too familiar to him. Every time the Scousers’ sword slit his heart and stopped it, thee devil and the letters had kept the blood flowing through his veins. As his fingers moved across the devil, he could feel as much the devils that had fought and died before him as he felt in himself. He could feel the irrepressible force that united him with the legends of yore.

Out of nowhere, he could feel the force in him and the shackles looked weak and intimidated. He moved to break free but the force did it for him. In yet another blaze of red, this time laced with gold, he was free. And fit and ready for more.

He looked around him and saw not just the presence of Rooney, Giggs and Scholes but the aura of Edwards, Charlton, Best, Robson and Ronaldo. The Red Devils were back. They would retreat to their Old Trafford castle and mount yet another assault. If it failed, then they would launch another. And they wouldn’t stop till the heavens acknowledged their supremacy. Some felt pride in never walking alone. They, the inimitable Red Devils, would walk all alone... at the top.

Glory Glory Man United

Monday, October 26, 2009

Lunacy of a Long TIme Ago

The moon that mirror'd your face,
Glows not these days...
Or is it just my eyes?
That, sans you, finds no solace...

Saturday, October 24, 2009

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